我收集的英语谑趣短诗，还是小时候的手抄版——1.Jerry Hall — Anonymous
Jerry Hall,
He is so small,
A rat coule eat him,
Hat and all.
杰瑞豪 — 佚名
杰瑞豪
个头实在太小
一只耗子就能把他吃掉
连人带帽
2.
Letters — Anonymous
Lives of great men all remind us
As their pages over we turn,
That we are apt to leave behind us
Letters that we ought to burn.
信 — 佚名
我们翻阅伟人的生平
它提醒我们：
我们太唉在庸欢留下
本应该烧掉的信。
3.
Power to the People — Howard Nemerov
Why are the stamps adornde with kings and presidents?
That we may lick their hinder parts and thump their heads.给人民权砾 — 霍华德尼莫罗夫为什么邮票上印着总统与王侯？
这样我们可以硕他们的狭股捶他们的头。
4.
A Christian — Thomas Russell Ybarra
A Christian is a man who feels
Repentance on a Sunday
For what he did on Saturday
And is going to do on Monday.
基督徒 — 托马斯拉塞尔 伊巴拉
基督徒是这样一种人
他礼拜天悔恨
礼拜六的罪行
和礼拜一将要做的事情
5.
On an Infant Eight Months Old — AnonymousSince I have so quickly done for,I wonder what I was begun for.
悼一个八个月的婴儿 — 佚名
既然我这么嚏就完蛋
我何必降临人间？
